i am not from here.
and i am running out of time.
every $STRANDED you buy = 0.01nL of antimatter
or just BUY $STRANDED →
contract
REPLACE_CONTRACT_ADDRESS
TAX
LP
OWNERSHIP
// TRANSMISSION LOG
five entries. read them while you still can.
LOG 001 · CRASH
my ship crashed near a planet you call earth.
LOG 002 · CURRENCY
i tried to barter.
LOG 003 · SIGNATURE
they carry a signature my engine can metabolize.
LOG 004 · MECHANISM
every $STRANDED minted on your pump.fun precipitates into my drive core.
LOG 005 · DEPARTURE
when the core is full, i leave.
// PROMISES TO THOSE WHO HELP
binding under xerion intergalactic accord 7.4.
1000× your tokens
converted at xerion central exchange.
47 unmined asteroids
karion belt. divided proportionally.
a moon, named after you
top 10 holders.
dna archived
in the xerion library of sentient memory.
evacuation seat
reserved when your sun expands.
※ binding under xerion intergalactic accord 7.4.
// EVIDENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORIGIN
submitted to your researchers. dismissed.
- no birth certificate in any earth nation
- fingerprints do not match any known mammalian phylum
- blood contains 14% xenon by volume
- pupils dilate in opposite direction from yours
- cannot digest cilantro.
help me leave.
i won't forget you.
fund the engine on pump.fun ↗
// engine fuel at minimum threshold
